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how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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I’ve always thought it before, but this confirms it. Never underestimate highschoolers!

http://www.intel.com/about/corporateresponsibility/education/isef/winners.htm

A 15 year old freshman in high school won the intel international science and engineering fair for his paper sensor, used to detect pancreatic cancer early. Now he’s working with John Hopkins, smoothing out a patent to sell his invention stuff to biotech companies.  

People like this give me hope for the future.

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thedailywhat:

Morning Fluff: Researchers in China donned panda suits last month to help a 21-month-old panda and its mother transfer to a new home; the costumes were meant to ease the process by limiting the animals’ interaction with humans.
And the real pandas were like: “Really? How dumb do you think we are?”
See the rest of the ridic pics here.
[mercnews]

thedailywhat:

Morning Fluff: Researchers in China donned panda suits last month to help a 21-month-old panda and its mother transfer to a new home; the costumes were meant to ease the process by limiting the animals’ interaction with humans.

And the real pandas were like: “Really? How dumb do you think we are?”

See the rest of the ridic pics here.

[mercnews]

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watching the grand finale of glee

They’re getting all teary eyed because they’re graduating from high school.

Ha….high school…

I doubt I’ll even get that emotional at my college graduation.

Friends come and go. I can barely keep the friends I have now.

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pleatedjeans:

parrot plays mommy [video]

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niksibley:

Cockatiels.
Tropical Birdland, Desford, Leicestershire 14/05/12.

niksibley:

Cockatiels.

Tropical Birdland, Desford, Leicestershire 14/05/12.

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1ndian-summer:

A scared panda clings to a police officer’s leg after an earthquake hits China.

1ndian-summer:

A scared panda clings to a police officer’s leg after an earthquake hits China.

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archiemcphee:

From the Department of Awesome Once-In-A-Lifetime Photo Ops come these incredible shots of a mighty Golden Eagle wielding a knife. Yep, that’s pretty freaking awesome.

“A forgetful photographer had the shock of his life when this soaring golden eagle made off with his knife. Dutch snapper Han Bouwmeester had been using the utensil, in Västerbotten, Sweden, to carve up chunks of meat in a bid to attract the birds of prey.

But, busy with the task in hand, the wildlife aficionado clumsily dropped it in the snow. He said: ‘Once it flew away in the sight of my camera I saw something red in his claws and made some shots of it. On the display from my camera I saw immediately that it was the knife we used to cut the meat. We surely left it in the snow.’

‘At such a moment we were firstly enraged with ourselves because this was a fault.  But he soon dropped the knife after realising it was useless for him. I was happy with the absolutely cracking and unique picture. The eagle is holding it exactly as we should do with it. What a crazy once in a lifetime moment this was.’”

[via Dailymail.co.uk]

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lionstigersnbears:

001399 (by The Sierra Club)
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theanimalblog:

Zhang Bangsheng, a very dedicated Chinese zoo keeper, had to lick a constipated monkey’s bottom for over an hour after the three-month-old Francois Leaf monkey swallowed a peanut whole. The monkey showed signs of stomach problems and was unable to defecate. It was too young to be given laxatives so the only way to encourage it was by licking its behind (Zhang used warm water to clean the area before he began). His efforts were rewarded an hour later when the monkey defecated a single peanut.  Picture: Quirky China News / Rex Features

theanimalblog:

Zhang Bangsheng, a very dedicated Chinese zoo keeper, had to lick a constipated monkey’s bottom for over an hour after the three-month-old Francois Leaf monkey swallowed a peanut whole. The monkey showed signs of stomach problems and was unable to defecate. It was too young to be given laxatives so the only way to encourage it was by licking its behind (Zhang used warm water to clean the area before he began). His efforts were rewarded an hour later when the monkey defecated a single peanut.  Picture: Quirky China News / Rex Features

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